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ironriots:

the second captain america movie was so good

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literally drives me insane when someone who’s friends with a person irl likes literally every single thing they write on here but is never there for that person or even remotely tangibly supportive. 

News flash dip-fuck: liking posts doesn’t make you a good friend; being a good friend makes you a good friend. Now fuck off back to the hole from whence you emerged you pond scum. 

goodmoleman2u:

this is the most australian thing that has ever or will ever happen you can all go home now

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amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

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anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

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snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

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arresteddemocracyaus:

Michael: All right, so how’d you do it? 
G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere. 

Missing Kitty - 1x18

arresteddemocracyaus:

Michael: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.
Lindsay: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.

The immaculate Election - 2x14

this tumblr is a true gem

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

image

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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rowdyroughgirl:

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

aww his foot doing the thing

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